- FIRST THEY’LL ASK YOU WHY YOU’RE DOING IT, LATER THEY’LL ASK HOW YOU DID IT
- DON’T TEASE THE GANGSTER IN ME
- THERE ARE NO MISTAKES IN LIFE JUST LESSONS
- Marry a strong ambitious women.
Your daughter will have a role model and your son will know what to look for in a woman.!!
- Definition of stupid:
Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.
- When your heart breaks, Your brain starts working
- Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.
- I choose to be kind because it makes me happy, but I will defend my boundaries and my loved ones without hesitation.
Make no mistake; I am fierce.!!
- But luxury has never appealed to me, I like simple things, books, being alone, or with somebody who understands..!!
- Never explain yourself to anyone. You don’t need anyone’s approval. Live your life and do what makes you happy.
- When I was young I used to sneak away from home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home..!!
- If a woman offers to split the bill, she is independent. If a man offers to split the bill, he is cheap..Cute.!!
- If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room
- Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business. 👍
- We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars..!! 😀
- We used to read things on scrolls. Now we scroll to read things..!!
- Be You. The world will adjust. ❤
- When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.!!
- Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now
- Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one
- I can’t be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around way too much
- Letting go isn’t a one-time thing, it’s something you have to do everyday, over and over again..!!
- You are always one decision away from a totally different life, Take it..
- Behavior speaks, Pay attention to those who don’t clap when you win..!!
- The most important thing in all human relationships is conversation, but people don’t talk anymore, they don’t sit down to talk and listen.
They go to the cinema, watch television, listen to the radio, read books, update their status on internet, but they almost never talk.
If we want to change the world, we have to go back to a time when warriors would gather around a fire and tell stories..!!
- There’s a difference between wanting to kill yourself and wanting to kill the part of you that wants to kill yourself..!!
- Don’t ever have an opinion about yourself. People change, you too will..!!
- Men are so worried that marriage will leave them with “only one woman” for the rest of their lives. That’s simply not true. I fell in love with a 19 year-old rock climber, married a 20 year-old animal lover, started a family with a 24 year-old mother, then built a farm with a 25 year-old homemaker, and today I’m married to a 27 year-old woman of wisdom. If your mind is healthy, you’ll never get tired of “one woman”. You’ll actually become overwhelmed with how many beautiful versions of her you get to marry over the years..!! ❤
- You made me want to live. Everyone else just made me feel like I had to..!!
- Love is a weird thing like..
you just pick a human and you’re like yes I like this one, I’ll let this one ruin my life forever. 😀
- In general, people are not drawn to perfection in others. People are drawn to shared interests, shared problems, and an individual’s life energy. Humans connect with humans. Hiding one’s humanity and trying to project an image of perfection makes a person vague, slippery, lifeless, and uninteresting..!!
- ‘Sometimes I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her…’
- Earlier people greeted others by removing hat, n now by removing ear-phones !
- Men use the word ”friends” to start a relationship: “I just want us to be friends.”
Women use it to end relationships: “We can still be friends.”
- Cinderella is not a realistic story.
No way on Earth would a woman in her right mind leave her SHOE behind
- A LETTER FROM MOM & DAD
When I get old, I hope you understand & have patience with me… In case I break a plate, Or spill soup on the table because I m loosing my eyesight, I hope you don’t yell at me… Older people are sensitive, Always having self-pity when you yell… When my hearing gets worse And I can’t hear what you’re saying, I hope you don’t call me “Deaf!” Please repeat what you said or Write it down… I’m sorry, my child… I’m getting older… When my knees get weaker, I hope you have the patience to Help me get up Like how I used to help you while you Were little, Learning how to walk…
Please bear with me… When I keep repeating my self Like a broken record, I hope you just
keep listening to me… Please don’t make fun of me Or Get sick of listening to me… Do you
remember when you were little And you want something??? You repeated yourself over and
over Until you got what you wanted… Please also pardon my smell… I smell like an old
person, Please don’t force me to shower, My body is weak… Old people get sick easily
when they’re cold. I hope I don’t gross you out… Do you remember when you were little?
I use to chase you around Because you don’t want to shower, I hope you can be patient
with me When I’m always cranky It’s all part of getting old… You’ll understand when you’re
older… And if you have spare time, I hope we can talk Even for a few minutes Because I’m
always all by my self all the time And have no one to talk to, I know you’re busy with work…
Even if you’re not interested in my stories, Please have time for me… Do you remember
when you’re little? I used to listen to your stories… When the times come And I get ill
and bedridden, I hope you have patience to Take care of me… I’m sorry… If I accidentally
wet the bed Or make a mess… I hope you have the patience to Take care of me during
the last Few moments of my life… I’m not going to last much longer, anyway… When the
time of my death comes, I hope you hold my hand And give me the strength to face the
death… And don’t worry… When I finally meet our Creator… I will whisper in his ear To BLESS
you… Because you loved Your MOM and DAD… Thank you so much for your care… We love you With much love, Mom and Dad..!!
All they need is love n Its our pay back time friends…coz simply ”THEY DESERVE IT”..!!
- I love seeing old people who are still in love with each other. It makes me hopeful that may be there’s a love story like that out there for me
- It’s ironic how all the people who deserve relationships are single but most of the people in relationships are cheating..!
- The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it..!!
- People say you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone…
Truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you’d never lose it.
- The world is made up of kids who can’t wait to grow up…and adults who wish they hadn’t.
- When I’m supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.
- Seeing someone your friend hates and saying “Oh, there’s your best friend”.
- Going to bed and counting how many hours of sleep you’re going to get.
- In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland
- Money does not change People,It just unmasks them
- Cute guys make you crazy, hot guys make you drool, cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love without ever knowing it.
- The longer the EXPLANATION, the bigger the LIE…!
- A boyfriend that yells at you will become a husband that hits you..!!
- Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you’re extremely bored..
- Relationships last longer when facebook doesn’t know about it
- We are very good Lawyers for own mistakes and very good Judges of others mistakes
- Sometimes to get someones attention, you have to stop giving them yours…!!
- Cool story bro, wanna hear mine?? Once upon a time I didn’t give a fuck. The end..!! XD.
- Love is the only place where you can give your best and then also fail..!
- If the relationship doesn’t make you a better person, you’re in the wrong one
- Constantly comparing your old relationships to your new one is the quickest way to find yourself single again
- When I was young I was scared of the dark.
Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights 😀
- In every girl’s life there is a boy she’ll never ever forget,In every boy’s life there is a girl he can never get
- When someone says, “Facebook is stupid.” what they really mean is “I don’t know how to use a computer.”
- People miss you more when they see how much happier you are without themIf you want to forget someone, and move on, you must give up hating them. It’s hard to forget someone you hate, because hate takes pieces of your heart – thereby this person stays within your heart. If you want to forget someone, let go of the hate, and create peace in your heart instead
- It is very disappointing when a beautiful girl is not beautiful as a person !
- “You’re not you when you’re Hungry”
- We are stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is a quote and lying is the new truth
- 5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies, “Based on a true story.”
- Seeing an attractive person in public and thinking “Damn, I’ll never see them again.”
- Friendship… is not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything
- When the past calls, let it go to voicemail, believe me, it has nothing new to say
- Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates
- Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people
- You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place
- 4 a.m. used to be early in the morning, now it’s just late at night
- The sad moment when you can feel you and your best friend slowly drifting apart
- Late night conversations make you learn a lot about people
- Sometimes, the person who tries to keep everyone happy is always the most lonely person, so never leave them alone because they will never say that they need you
- Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship
- Everybody has that a friend that:
1) Turns everything dirty.
2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight.
3) Swears a lot.
4) Has a funny laugh..
- That awkward moment when you realize that in the movie 2012 the first thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York is flooding !!
- So let me get this right. We are trying to make phones that are as big as laptops, and laptops as small as phones? wtf.
- Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex
- Life is cat & mouse chase, The mouse mostly wins, because, cat runs for food…But, mouse runs for its life
- I might not be where I want to be, but thank GOD I’m not where I used to be. I’m ok, and I’m on my way !! 🙂
- When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for weeks,When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of… 😀
- If u pay attention to a girl’s favourite song, u’ll find everything she is afraid to say.!! 🙂
- Girl sent a msg to her boyfriend… ‘ I Miss U’
Boy -‘I Mr. u’…
- You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You’re here to be you, not to be what someone else wants you to be. Stand up for yourself, look them in the eye, and say “Don’t judge me until you know me, don’t underestimate me until you’ve challenged me, and don’t talk about me until you’ve talked to me.
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human bcos even tho they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher argued that it was impossible, a whale just cannot do that. The little girl said, “When i get to heaven i will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then yóú ask him.”
- As we grow up, we realize it becomes less
important to have more friends and more
important to have real ones. Remember, life is
kind of like a party. You invite a lot of people,
some leave early, some stay all night, some
laugh with you, some laugh at you, and some
show up really late. But in the end, after the
fun, there are a few who stay to help you
clean up the mess. And most of the time, they
aren’t even the ones who made the mess.
These people are your real friends in life. They
are the ones who matter most… Friends Makes our Life worth living!!
- Before SEX , you help each other get naked, after SEX you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.
- Stick with friends who saw you, when nobody else did.
Stick with friends who you can call assholes, and know it’s a code word for I love you.
Stick with friends who look at your mistakes, and think it’s fuckingawesome.
Stick with friends who don’t give a fuck when you’re crying, because they know you’re stronger than that.
Stick with friends who were true to you from the very start..!!
- Disney should make a princess with no hair… So that every little girl in the world who’s fighting cancer know they’re beautiful!
- Stop acting like everything is fine if it isn’t. – It’s okay to fall apart for a little while. You don’t always have to pretend to be strong, and there is no need to constantly prove that everything is going well. You shouldn’t be concerned with what other people are thinking either – cry if you need to but this has to be for the last time – it’s healthy to shed few tears. The sooner you do, the sooner you will be able to smile again…!!
- My girlfriend invited me to her house.
I found her sister alone in the house, she
was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car.
I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” –
Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car. ;D
- Do u know what`s A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl. Now reverse the order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (New) Boy Again 😂
- Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
- If your dad is a poor man , its ur fate , if your father in law is a poor man, then u r an idiot
- when i was 6 Years old : I LOVE U MOM!! . Mom: awww.. I Love u too. . . .
n when 17 years old: I LOVE YOU MOM . . . . Mom: Sorry I Have No Money. 😛
- I m not sad for being single….
But i m sad for one who is single bcz of me
- if u r bad,then I m ur Dad.. 😛
- Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top. Men don’t want to reach for them because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top because they value quality!
- if u stare at women u r a bad men..
but if u don’t stare u r not a men.. wtf???
- In love, never keep the condition of always ending up marrying…
Sometimes wonderful love stories continue by just being friends
- Sumtimez i feel dat i shd create an account named NO OÑE and like yo status so dat it shows No One like your Status
- The awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance..! o_O
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human bcos even tho they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher argued that it was impossible, a whale just cannot do that. The little girl said, “When i get to heaven i will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”The little girl replied, “Then yóú ask him.”
- ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry,we don’t cater for functions”..!
- Who knew that out of all the words, “typing” would make us feel better.!!
- Interviewer: how do you explain the long gap in your resume?
He: I fell asleep with my face on the space bar.
- Too bad that no one teaches us the concept of self love, we have to learn it the hard way.!!
- What’s the saddest word in English language? Almost.
Why? I was almost good enough. She was almost in love with me. He almost survived. We almost made it.!!
- Wait, so being honest and telling you the truth will actually piss you off? LOL, I would just enjoy doing that.
- I absolutely love to disappoint, shock and offend people with the truth.!!
- I’m sorry for everything I’m not, But I know that I love you with everything I am..!! ❤
- Jealously is not that you don’t trust.
Sometimes you’re too much in love with that person..!! 😊
- In love, no one can harm anyone else; we are each of us responsible for our own feelings and cannot blame someone else for what we feel.!!
- Relationship status: So bored in life that getting married seems like the most interesting thing to do, right now..!!
- Dear relatives on Facebook,
There is a thing except stalking me, gossiping about my progress, getting jealous of my achievements and that thing is called living your own life.
Please do that, thanks!
- When life stares at you in the face, stare back and fall in love with it. Coz not many people get a chance to do that. And life will fall in love with you too. And nothing is more beautiful than being in love with life.
- If you miss someone tell them,
If you like someone, tell them.
If you love someone, show it.
Life is too short to keep your feelings inside.!!
- I used to think that life had a plan for me, until I realized life had to be planned by me..!!
- When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard“, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”
- Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender..!!
- Those who are wise won’t be busy, and those who are too busy can’t be wise
- Don’t bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out
- Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
- What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well
- The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart
- “Stay”, I whispered… As you shut the door
- This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something
- Should it hurt if the ones that we love end up with the ones they love?
- If only the rain… Could wash away the pain
- At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet
- I would choose five minutes with you over a lifetime with anyone else
- Your hand touching mine. This is how galaxies collide
- There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment – Sarah Dessen
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams – Dr. Seuss
- You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club – Jack London
- ‘If the opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.’ – Milton Berle
- ‘Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and the shadows will fall behind you.’ – Walt Whitman
- ‘The world gives you so much pain… And here you are making gold out of it.’ – Rupi Kaur
- The heart is the size of a fist because we were born to fight for what we love – Beau Taplin
- Don’t relate my personal life to what I post. Its far different and nowhere similar to what you all judge.!!
- If you’re really happy, you don’t need to post it on social media.
- That awkward moment when you are already bored of 2017.
- Unfortunately some of my best moments in 2016 were spent with people who won’t even be a part of 2017.!!
- It’s 2017 and teachers still think standing infront of the class is a punishment. 😉
- Relationship Status : We texted each other for several hours. I think she like me..!! ^_^
- Thought 2017 was really gonna be my year and I had hopes but damn 9 months later I think I’ll try again next year..!! :p
- Imagine us waiting for 2017 and all of a sudden comes 2016 S.
- My favorite activity on Facebook is unfriending people. 😀
- “The wind cannot defeat a tree with strong roots.” – DiCaprio, The Revenant (2015)
- Ever since I lost you, I don’t care about losing anything anymore.!!
- My hobbies include staying up until 2 am for no reason and being exhausted the next day.!! 😀
- I’m a paradox. I want to be happy but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I am ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but I reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else can..!!
- The moment that you start caring what other people think about you is the moment that you stop being yourself. Be yourself, You are awesome as what you are right now
- For every dark night there is a brighter day
- My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I’m childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away
- When things aren’t adding up in your life, start subtracting..!!
- tell me how do you let go of someone who has touched your soul?
- Sometimes all you need is love
Lol, just kidding, you need money
- Fake a smile, lie and say, you’re better now than ever, and your life’s okay when it’s not.” – The Script
- Everybody deserves a second chance, but not for the same mistake..!!
- You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing. You can be in a relationship for 2 Months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality of Infatuation or of Love.!!
- Yeah, depression is bad. But you know what’s worse? Using it as an excuse to be an asshole..!!
- The worst thing ever is not knowing where you stand with someone
- When a girl is mad at you, she will say you Good night no matter what time of Day it is…!!
- Sometimes you just have to die a little inside in order to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you..!!
- I bet you 134563234652187dollars you didn’t read that number. You just skipped right over it. You didn’t even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn’t but you went back and looked.
- Relationships are a lot like algebra
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
- Little minds have little worries, big minds have no time for worries.
- Be honest when in trouble, be simple when in wealth, be polite when in authority and be silent when in anger.
- Life is not about the people who act true to your face. It is about those people who remain true behind your back.
- A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness.
Remember nothing is soften than water but its force can break the strongest rocks.
- The worst regret we can have in life is not for the wrong things we did but for the thousands of right things we did for wrong persons.
- The Internet shows us how small the world is…but a missing plane shows, how big our planet is.
- God is one and only one, different people pray in different form
- The best & deep conversations always happen late at night.
But for some of us, there are no conversations and there is no one to have a conversation with..!!
- There are two kinds of people in the world.
And I avoid them both..!!
- Not everyone will understand you. Not everyone will appreciate your uniqueness. Sometimes your genuine energy makes people fearful, because it challenges them to be real and honest with themselves. Not everyone is ready for that kind of growth. Don’t blame yourself for someone else’s difficulty to accept your greatness. Some people rather fight, argue, and cause problems before they even look in the mirror and face themselves. This is the place where you have to realize your worth and level of vibration is not meant to match everyone you meet. Some people are teaching you lessons and lessons only. Some people are just reminders to show you that you deserve better and are worth so much more. Don’t take it personal. Just let go with ease, and focus on your inner peace. ❤
- Some Tips For Life..
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don’t believe all what you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
5. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk…
15. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson
16. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
17. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
18. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
19. Smile when picking up the phone
- I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter..!! ❤
- Is it a Coincidence???
China Earthquake – 26th July 1976
Gujrat Earthquake – 26 January 2001.
Tsunami in Indian Ocean – 26th Dec 2004
Mumbai attack 26/11 – 26th November 2008
Taiwan earthquake – 26th July 2010
Japan Earthquake – 26th February 2010
The Rhodes earthquake 26 June 1926
North America earthquake 26 Jan 1700
Yugoslavia earthquake 26 July 1963
Merapi volcanic eruption 26 Oct 2010
Bam , Iran earthquake 26
Dec 2003 ( 60,000 dead )
Sabah Tidal waves 26 Dec
1996 ( 1,000 dead )
Turkey earthquke 26 Dec
1939 ( 41,000 dead )
Kansu , China earthquake 26 Dec 1932 ( 70,000 dead )
Portugal earthquake 26 Jan 1951 ( 30,000 dead )
Krakatau volcanic eruption 26 Aug 1883 ( 36,000 dead )
Aceh Tsunami 26 Dec 2004
Tasik earthquake 26
China Earthquake 26 July 1976
Taiwan earthquake 26 July 2010
Japan Earthquake 26 feb 2010
Mentawai Tsunami 26 October 2010
Gujarat Earthquake 26 Jan 2001.
China Earthquake 26 July 1976
Taiwan earthquake 26 July 2010
Japan Earthquake – 26 Feb 2010
Mumbai floods – 26 July 2005
Now Nepal earthquake 26 April 2015.
Why is it Always “26” ? Is it just a Coincidence?